1. I was a guy and I was out for dinner with an Indian girl. We had been waiting for the food for a very long time but it hadn't arrived yet. The last time I had gone to that restauraunt, I had complained that the food wasn't there and they never served us. I went and politely asked the waiter if our soup was ready yet and then they served us right away.
2. A friend from elementary school and I were an indoor jungle exhibit put on by a fire station. [Now that I think about it, the place sorta reminds me of a mini golf course I played once] The whole display was very lame and very fake looking. The last room we entered was supposed to be the lobby but I noticed that there were 4 clothes hooks - one on each wall of the room - with mascot style panda costumes on them. The floor was made of bamboo mats. I noticed there was a timer above every costume so we put on the costumes as fast as we could. Then we proceeded to sumo wrestle as pandas.
Suddenly we were in a different setting, from behind giant panda mask the it looked like a bar. Dick Cheney was there being interrogated by a woman, possibly a reporter. I tried to spy on them since I was in my panda costume. I tried to look inconspicuous by working on building a K'NEX roller coaster (http://www.knex.com/bigbuilds). [Yes, I realize that in real life a person in a panda suit building with k'nex would be very conspicuous indeed]
3. Many more but I can't remember. :(
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